1. |
Rags
03:19
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don't think i can process
the science fiction about you
and stop me
if bleeding from my heart all over you will
infect you
with my
defects
i intended to lose
before i'd fuck you
memories
of times before
you'd lure me
in a way that hooked me so bad
i couldn't catch my breath
—did you see which way it went?
avoid it before
you hear
what i swore
i wanted more than your heart
a second chance
would be nice if i could spend it in your pants
so i guess i don't deserve it
when a cold wind blows in the city
and the leaves move to show you through the blinds watching tv
i'll remember what i wanted to
stick inside of you
before my conscience killed us.
do you know how much i never
loved you?
i never loved you.
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2. |
Slow Jams
03:04
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cucumber eyes!!!
—what a devilish disguise!
i also wear my hair that way!
new roommate, new favors
—but you say you won't date neighbors [!?]
why aren't you following your heart?
you'd better or you'll fall apart!!!!!
i heard your ex call you fucking-lunatic
but thru the wall i thought he'd caught you sucking lunar-dick
so i spent that night on the roof with a telescope
and a preverted [sic] hope to catch you doing what i now know is
as crazy as the way you is
~ as crazy as the way you is ~
don't you think you and i may be okay to try and see if something might exist between us if the timing is obscene enough?
cuz i've seen enough
have you seen enough?
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3. |
Earth Day Celebration
03:18
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[we all spent summer with…]
& we all spent summer with the trees straight loving us
if Mother Earth was young enough
i’d try to consummate a scheme to protect this green
so our kids could see how similar they are to baby goats
and we’d hate to all grow up without you
even though i wondered if your breath stung back
the yellow jacket when you screamed
(credit card to scrape the smell of spring off the spot of the sting)
THANK YOU GOD FOR ALL THIS BLING!
Where would I be without the bloody diamond ring I had to buy for her to prove that I’m in love?
~ DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER ~
danger? what?
is this a warning of the danger we will find if remain to live pretending we are blind to the suffering of every living creature and The Earth?
no! not at all! it’s just an invite to a party to rock the planet and to die before we’re forty!
HEY! it’s BYOB, so let’s get fucked up!
if i’m awake, you’ll find me shitting in the ocean!
or smoking mad trees — burning that shit to the ground!
yo, ashes to ashes!
well look what I found:
under this spot that yesterday was just a nature preserve
there’s a nest of baby eagles and they all got burned!
and they’re still squirming and tweeting; party animal extraordinaire!
“Hey, Joey’s passed out — stuff those birds down his underwear!”
WOW. I don’t remember anything from last night.
Ugh, jeez… well, I’m all out of cash and this place is trashed,
so I’m guessing that I had a good time.
There’s vomit on my collar and the sea is covered in black,
so I’m pretty sure we had a great time.
So there’s a haze in the air and you can’t breathe out there,
that’s how you know you had a good time.
If the trees are all cut and there’s magic marker on your butt,
that’s how you know you had a good time.
If you have a mouth full of blood and a brand new tiger-skin rug,
you’re pretty certain that you had a good time.
You splash your face in the sink and recall your pets are extinct,
that’s how you know you had a good time.
A kangaroo stuffed with birds? Holy shit that’s absurd!
I guess we really had a good time!
Can you believe all we did?
After a party this epic, I guess no one else can ever have a good time.
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4. |
Straight Up Banal
05:03
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5. |
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don’t say you love me again
because I heard you twice and i’m still not sorry
don’t say you love me again
because something inside me died without you
whatever made you promise him an opened casket
bloodied up and smelling like our almost-last kid
has made me reevaluate the cold you’re blasting
your fingertips were sexy til they froze me flaccid
don’t say you love me again
don’t say you love me again
because i heard you twice and i’m still not sorry
don’t say you love me again
because something inside me died without you
something inside me died without you
something inside me died without you
something inside me died without you
something inside me died without you
something inside me died
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6. |
Sunfood
02:09
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7. |
Katie Christine
06:31
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you said a million filthy prostitutes won't
have me?
oh i'm so sure.
i'm gonna prove to you you're wrong with each and every whore
it's not that i'm angry
i'm just fucked up kind of regularly
it's not a choice or an obsession
like you
it's the way my body aches
when i'm thinking of blues
so don't try to test me
i can't even pass shit
that's not bloody
you are not my best friend
you are my soul
i'll drown a million
filthy prostitutes' babies
to prove that you and i are all alone
i watch you
undress
your boyfriend
wow, what a tiny cock
i can give you fifteen more minutes of privacy
but you could masturbate quicker
without thinking of me.
i'm just that piece of the puzzle
that doesn't exist
but your search lasts hours
til you're red in the piss
oh no wait
that's me — i guess my kidneys got stoned
when i hotboxed my organs in
my body all day long
you think i give a fuck?
i'm not addicted to what?
don't judge me so quickly:
i'm not a cop killer
i turn off the water when i brush my teeth
i never use the word 'faggot'
and i wear sunscreen at the beach
i respect all animals and i don't respect BP
in fact, i fuckin’ hate BP
i'm a feminist in most regards
i've been to prison once
but i was falsely charged
i'll smack a kid if he has it comin
but only cum in you if you want it,
honey
i’m a gentle man, sometimes a gentleman
and it's you i want
so leave your mother out of it
i'd light your dress on fire just
to get you out of it
[arsonist’s interlude]
i wasn't ready to see you go
but i understand
god gives and takes
the only way he can
your funeral telling
so few people there
i said a few words
and um no one really seemed to care
saw your boyfriend there
that piece of shit
had his head on your sister's shoulder
asked me who i was
like it was his business
that smug charmer
so i lit his car on fire
just like your dress
and he burned
up screaming just like you
but i laughed this time
and enjoyed the view
you are not my best friend
you were my soul
i’ll never forgive myself for this
but
your sister’s kinda cute
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8. |
MOTIVATIONAL SONG
04:58
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my dad left me on a carousel when i was six
i found out later he was buying methamphetamines
my mom spanked on an elevator in front of kids
i heard her later on the phone laughing about it
my older brother used to lock me underneath the stairs
and still rubs peanut butter in my nose hairs
my best friend in junior high stuck a sign on my back
i never found out what it said but still no one talks to me
so i’m kind of huge mess now as you can see
thank the lord for imaginary friends
thank the lord for imaginary friends
Stormwater Calhoun
always texts me back
and he loves my joke about the neighbors at Chicken Shack
Lucy Dove Angel
is so god damn hot
and she lets me feel her up
like any time i want
Mick Lowrider Snackburg Longfellow Unifluxion
is the actual name of this one — isn’t that hilarious!?
thank god for imaginary friends
my best pal out of the ones i made up
is a dude named Cecil Turnip Truck
for my birthday last year he gave me an imaginary pigeon
that i used to send messages to an imaginary kingdom
but one day while i was least expecting it
i got an imaginary message
from an imaginary penguin chick
i couldn’t understand cuz i can’t speak bird
but me and Cecil couldn’t stop laughing!
so the moral of this song is:
fuck everyone who’s an asshole to you
cuz even in your head there are better things to do
you’ll always be better than your methhead father
and your gossiptrain mother
and your cocksucking brother
if you don’t sink to their level
and just chill with good old Cecil
MMM, MMMHMM!
you are important no matter what anyone says!
and you’re awesome too!
no matter what anyone says to you!
this is kind of a motivational son, I guess
so I hope it motivates you
i guess
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9. |
Fucked Up Dreams
02:36
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you're really pushing the envelope this time
i don't think about you often,
okay
i do,
fine
wines
that you can't drink
is 21 not older than i think?
i won't alarm you
but you're standing in my only view
of my self before i knew any one else
so move
thank me?
no, thank YOU
i am thankful
for my girlfriend
for my best friend
for my badness
for my good tendencies
can't you see i'm
tending to these
fucked up dreams
fucked up dreams
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10. |
Cost of Living
02:22
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my cost of living is nothing
compared to your cost of living.
who do you think is the smarter
person who will die of her bleeding?
oh wait my heart appears leaky
okay i guess that it is me
my cause of dying is bleeding
and that's alright
sometimes i wonder if you're lying to me
sometimes i wonder if you're trying to be
i know you love me.
you don't have to say it again,
okay? (x36)
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11. |
donlimandmynewcant
03:32
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your hands are cold like winter
your fingers leave my bitter
you poke me like a splinter
let go of my hand
you're dying just to hate me
i'm living for a prom queen potentially...
...potentially yours.
get your feet off the floor.
...
this isn't what it seems
i'm not the one who screamed
i'm not the one who fell apart for absolutely nothing
i don't imagine you think like i do
imagine that you're starting to drink like i do
imagine that you're starting to stink like i do
i imagine that you're starting, too.
saw your two very new best friends.
wondering when you'll eat them.
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12. |
Ghostriver
01:46
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13. |
mylittlenopy
03:23
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14. |
Driving Around On
02:39
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How many times will the universe split
before your tin man heart is all alone in this?
Your problems don’t show you’re lonely yet.
You probably have time to lose your shit.
Heart-broken mystery, uncovering the misery:
Your boyfriend / Your best friend
I’ll give you something to think about:
Your brain’s encumbered, like it’s a coverup,
but I swear to you it’s not
[It’s not] hard to be
Honeybee, drip sweet on me
i don't need saving
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15. |
You Don't Know It
03:01
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16. |
solvents
02:01
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17. |
Unsensitive
03:13
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while peeing upstairs i thought
to propose to you
an improvement to your life;
we can both be happier tonight.
i wasn't through on my bike
but i'm way too high to start a ride
if smoking cigarettes'll kill us sooner
maybe you and I could try quitting together
because everything i want is you
so i'm completely out of things to do
i don't remember when i fell for you.
beard? or Sobe? what time is true?
when Dinosaurs Beginners are dying off with the flu
and i told myself i'd miss you--
no, i didn't want to miss you
i couldn't find myself alone.
nothing matters
nothing matters any more cuz i found you
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18. |
Shaledown99
03:31
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i wrote these words while i was trippin balls
and made the moot point to show you in
like you didn't already spend the time
of your life
sleeping by my side
do you remember on what side of the bed she soiled her love
it wasn't mine
babe
no it wasn't mine
babe
i'll give up everything to be her constant sober treat
you have grown and changed
and evolved into this bliss that holds me now.
how could i ask for more?
a thousand neon blue tetras
a school of magic intention
that breathes and glows and beats and goes
now
now is just a word for always
[i don’t know if i’m gonna be alive, so i’m begging for time]
you’ll be hard-pressed to find a single love
that won't lessen your soles to a single one
but with you i know i’ve found one
[tangible/consistent/fun]
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19. |
Katelyn
04:22
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"Some of us have jobs to go to, you know,"
You said to me
~ and some of us are trying just to snore ~
[so fuck the bee]
And I am wondering if Tetris is the metaphor
For just how good you are
To people who you care about
People like me
But please just let me be.
Let me be.
Let me be so hundred, please.
I must have died a little bit the day I met you
Because I tried to send a message I never sent you
Can you believe that six years later
You would be the perfect dear
And your freezer's full of deer
Thanks for all the things you've done
And the things you'll do for me
I can't believe you find me this deserving
Please just let me be
So hundred, please
New Years Eve
When 2013 was supposed to suck too
But it didn't suck, because of you
Every day I lived after 29 I only lived to tell you this.
~ and to think I can make soup without knowing what the soup is ~
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20. |
Fixing Good
03:13
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everything about you screams.
everything about you screams.
everything about you screams.
everything about you screams ‘perfection’
i’ve given up on looking for a new rejection
day and night never looked as good as you
everything about you screams.
everything about you screams ‘perfection’
day and night never looked as good as you
keep me from this awful weather
hold me in your arms, forever
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21. |
You & Pingu
03:41
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22. |
Cockelight / Gchat
02:21
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save the restaurant week Alchemy for just a week
who said that squash won't keep?
i'm looking in your oven for more pancakes
but there's only mice and a passive-aggressive neglect
will you clean yourself of that?
or continue to stink of rumplemints and putrid reeking pussing dripping stuffings that i left in you?
jk, when I say "ew" i'm saying "ooh!"
it took brains to make you into mine
Marble this, and marble that.
I loved when you said I'd need a map,
but there's no one else I wanna be than lost in your eyes infinitely.
Teaching me the art of the waterfall bong, I'd like to share with you how you saved this song [grocery list]:
you got a bag of lemons,
six limes for three dollars, F Wegman's, we're getting them from the Asain grocery from now on if we can;
a bag of juice oranges, a box of clementines, a bag of apples, a bag of pears, four rambutans, five kiwis, three green peppers, and a small bag of Roma tomatoes
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23. |
My Invisible Girlfriend
02:46
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your
tiny
love
is
big
enough
for
me
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24. |
Prism Buddies
02:11
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hair down
for miles
i followed
crumbs
until i'd not be seen
and nothing on our bodies was clean
but all my thoughts were sparkling
i don't even think
no body had to go back when
i was looking for you
even if you don't believe me
then you gotta at least see me when i want to
see you
see you
see me me when i want to
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